To start out: Twilight is every bit as lame as you've heard. When the screen is not showing the gaggles of giggling adolescent girls, it's showing Edward (vampire, woo) and Bella (chick, aw) making eyes at each other. Eyes of discomfort.
It's actually sorta painful to watch. Edward (Robert Pattinson) was only mildly attractive (he did bear some resemblance to Edward Scissorhands... or maybe it's just my imagination).
Story: chick goes to new school, everyone loves her because she's amazing. Meets Edward. Edward stalks her, saves her several times. Edward explains to her that he's a vampire, they stare at each other longingly for the rest of the movie. Or maybe uncomfortably, I was debating the point throughout.
Okay okay, it was a cute movie. I liked it. But then, I like most movies.
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